A few years ago we used to go the church in kings x about every 8 weeks,we'd cancel football and all meet up in Sheila's cafe in Cricklewood where once we'd got enough numbers we'd embark on our mission  !

For those of you who have never being basically its 4 hours of carnage running from 12am to 2pm on Sunday mornings at Bagleys in Kings X in the company of mostly kiwis,Aussies, South Africans and for some reason soldiers and normally these soldiers were Paratroopers.

The gimp seemed to be at one in this environment,these are just some of the things he has done on our visits to the church

1 Some bloke was standing on the bridge over the canal when he decided against jumping,the Gimp who had never met this individual before run up to the bloke as he was climbing down and proceeded to push the naked individual from the bridge to a 30 foot drop below (the bloke survived) when asked why he pushed him the gimp replied

i thought he wanted to commit suicide , i fuckin hate timewasters !

2 Got to the church but because of the Easter bank holiday it was rammed so we went to another pub till backpackers opened at 2pm,the Gimp said he wanted some drugs (which none of us had or used) He was starting to get really annoying nicking peoples drinks etc so we got a salt seller and made 3 lines of salt,as the Gimp returned from the toilet he saw us all with rolled up banknotes preparing to snort what he thought was either charlie or speed, the Gimp's gone ballistic dived in the middle and grabbed my banknote and proceeded to snort away,he emerged with blood pouring from his nose to proclaim

thats fuckin good gear !

3 Backpackers pub opened at 2pm and had a dentist chair where you had paid a tenner you were tilted back in a dentist chair as some bloke poured 4 different spirits down you,i tried it and spewed everywhere and these paratroopers who'd taken over this part of the boozer having scared everybody else where also feeling the effects,the gimp challanged them to a drinking contest and i watched in disbelief as the Gimp was tilted back where he had copious amounts of spirits poured into him. He was then flung out of the chair into the arms of a para who was waiting to go next where the Gimp proclaimed i'm going again,so the para threw him back and this continued with the para's paying the tenners at least 7 times,i heard one of the para's remark i've come through tours of duty in Northern Ireland ,Sierra Leonne, Bosnia and Kosova only to get done by this muppet , makes you proud to be British don't it !

4 After backpackers we then proceeded down to the walkabout pub in Covent Garden where families were enjoying the performing arts on display,that was until the Gimp arrived on the scene,first he attacked one of them blokes who paints themselves silver and stands like a statue,then he stole a knife juggler's 12inch long knifes and proceeded to walk round Covent Garden like Gladiator until we wisely pursueded him to hand them back, then he fell into a family of German tourists who were convinced that the Gimp had pickpocketed them until i pointed out to them that he wasn't a very artful dodger and was just pissed !