Several years back we were all invited to the evening reception of Broadway Celtics Nicky Wickham (pictured above on the day of his nuptuials)

We met in Erins Hope pub in Colindale as we did back then every Saturday with the intention of heading to the reception at Elstree Golf Club about 8pm.

The Gimp was invited but was told by Nicky that if he was drunk he would be prevented access to the minibus taking us there by Brigsy ( a man not to be messed with ) as nobody wanted a repeat of Keiran O'Hara's wedding where the Gimp nearly ruined the big day with his drunken antic's.

 The minibus was leaving Clearys Clock Public house at 8pm and of course by then the Gimp was off his tits so Brigsy told him that he wasn't coming.

The Gimp didn't take kindly to this but while he was in the toilet Brigsy gathered us all together and off we went.

Everybody switched their phones off so the Gimp couldn't find us but the Gimp had remembered that the reception was at a golf course in the Elstree area.

We eventually found Elstree Golf course but like these place sometimes are it was nowhere near Elstree (about 5 miles away in fact)

The Gimp headed off in a taxi and the cabby dropped him off at a golf course in Elstree where coincidentely there was a wedding reception but it was not Elstree Golf course (you with me so far)

The gimp stayed there for 3 hours looking for the lads and familar faces but he could find nobody so he struck up a conversation with another guest,it went something like this

 Gimp - Awright mate

Guest - Hello

Gimp - It's being a great day hasn't it

Guest - Yes it has being great

Gimp - So how long have you known Nicky and Helan then

Guest - Nicky & Helan ?

Gimp - Yeah Nicky & Hello the newlyweds

Guest - I'm sorry you do mean Mark & Pamela don't you

Gimp - No Nicky Wickham & Helan Ryan

Guest - You must be at the wrong wedding mate, there is no Nicky & Helan here

and with that the penny dropped,he'd only gone to the wrong wedding,

spent 3 hours there,

and despite not seeing anybody he knew

he didn't cop on on till the end of the night !!!

By which time he'd had copious amounts to drink courtesy of the free bar not to mention the buffet...............................

WHAT A GIMP !!!!!

Your picture: 'ebay 037(1).jpg' has been inserted here ## The Gimp Jiving with a Broadway Babes reject

Is this one a bit gruesome,well nobody's told me yet that it shouldn't be on so i'll throw it in  and let you make you own minds up.

In Feb 2005 the Gimp was admitted to hospital with serious stomach problems the outcome of which was that he had to use a colostomy bag for a few months.

Upon leaving hospital the Gimp stayed in and recovered for 10 days ( he had being in intensive care) so it was rather surprising when the Gimp chose st paddys day to make his comeback.

The venue was Rowons pub in Colindale and the Gimp had been given strict orders not to eat any currys or to drink lager ever again by his doctors, this met that the gimp had to find another source of gimp juice and the gimp chose the blackstuff (Guinness)

I watched in disbelief as the Gimp drank pint after pint of guinness and then on his 4th pint he was of his tiny brain Jiving with the nurses ( he'd being in intensive care only 2 weeks earlier) then the inevitable happened, whilst sitting next to Declan Kilcoyne and having not emptied his bag for some time physics took its natural course and the bag exploded , releasing its gruesome contents over Declan and the new upholstery and the floor.

You'd think this would have taught the Gimp not to Drink and Jive but there were to be another two confirmed bag explosions in Greenes in Neasden and the Cricklewood Tavern before the Gimp eventually got his plumbing reconnected.